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I Ain't Crazy No More

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ask-marigold-stirling asked: Hello Fred sir. Would you like a cupcake? It tastes a little bloody, but it'll taste sweet afterwords.

Well hey there! I would love a cupcake- wait, what?

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ask-agent-razputin asked: Wait, what? Pairing me and -- OH GOD THAT IS SO WRONG. WHY ARE PEOPLE ASKING YOU THESE QUESTIONS? eeeeAAAAUUUUGGH.

I don’t know why!

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Anonymous asked: You ever consider starting a band? You could call yourselves "Fred and the Bonapartes" and sing indie lo-fi psychedelic rock. I'd listen to that.

I have no musical talent whatsoever. I don’t think starting a band would be very wise on my part.

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Anonymous asked: Bon alors. Qu'en est-il jouer dans la boue? Je veux dire, je ne pense pas que vous pouvez noyer dans boue. Pouvez-vous?

I don’t think you can drown in mud… Suffocate, maybe. But that’s sort of what drowning is, right? Suffocating? What about mud, Raz?

En français: Je ne pense pas que vous pouvez noyer dans la boue … Suffocate, peut-être. Mais c’est une sorte de ce que la noyade est, pas vrai? Suffoquant?

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Anonymous asked: Do you ever get moments where it feels like Napoleon is back?

I don’t think he’ll ever go away. I guess he can be viewed as a volcano. He was dormant, then erupted, and is now dormant once again. He’s still there, but I sure as hell hope that he never wakes up again.

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Anonymous asked: What about Raz X Sasha? Any opinion on that fan pairing?

Sasha is Milla’s partner, right? I’ve heard about him! Raz seems to look up to him a lot and-

Wait, pairing? Raz and… Oh God, that’s illegal!!

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Anonymous asked: Attendez, ne peux pas nager Raz? Oh mon dieu, je suis désolé! Je ne parle pas anglais et je ne peux pas google traduire ses réponses aux questions car ils sont fait dans un dessin. Hum ... que diriez-vous de natation le sable?

Google Translate is my new friend.

Oh, uh, you can’t speak English? Maybe I should use the translator to type a response.

Nager dans le sable semble mal à l’aise. I hope that translates correctly.

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ask-agent-razputin asked: W-Well thanks for the offer but I don't know why that Anon suggested to go "swimming with Raz" due to the fact that I, I don't know, would drown???

Whoa whoa, wait a minute. You can’t swim? Yet that Anon went on and offered to go swimming with you… sheesh, they’ve got some nerve!

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Anonymous asked: What's your opinion on the fanfic pairing of you and Crispin Whitehead?

I rather not think about it.